Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm positive.
Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
If I wanted a bitch, I'd have bought a dog.
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says ?Oh just a beer?.
The bartender asked the man ?Whats wrong,why are you so down today??.
The man said ?My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would?nt talk to me for a month?.
The bartender said ?So whats wrong with that??
The man siad ?Well the month is up tonight?.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
Q: What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
A: Its ass.
Q: Did you hear about the midget that got stoned? A: He could finally hold his head up high.
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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